terça-feira, 18 de janeiro de 2011

And not a single f*ck was given that day

Just a little explanation
This is a catchphrase used on image boards and discussion forums, in response to a thread that is deemed boring, pointless or unworthy of any acknowledgment.

segunda-feira, 17 de janeiro de 2011

Perguntem à Anna

1 – Gosto de ti!
2 – Mostra-me os peitos!
3 – Que olhos tão giros!
4 – Feia!
5 – Amo-te!
6 – Queres fazer sexo?
7 – Vamos pinar?
8 – Gostas de mim?
9 – Tens namorado?
10 – Onde vives?
11 – Posso convidar-te para jantar?
12- Cheiras mal!


Too much free time!


-Probabilidade de um meteorito destruir a sua casa : 182,138,880,000,000 para 1
-Probabilidade de morrer afogado numa banheira: 685,000 para 1
-Probabilidade de namorar uma top-model: 88,000 para 1
-Probabilidade de namorar um milionário: 215 para 1
-Probabilidade de ser atingido por um relâmpago: 576,000 para 1
-Probabilidade de morrer por ter sido atingido por um relâmpago: 2,230,000 para 1
-Probabilidade de apanhar hemorróidas: 25 para 1
-Probabilidade de estar num avião pilotado por um um piloto alcoolizado: 117 para 1
-Hipótese de morrer num acidente de avião: 1 em 354,319
-Hipótese de ser morto por peças caídas de um avião: 1 em 10,000,000
-Probabilidade de avistar um OVNI hoje: 3,000,000 para 1
-Probabilidade de ser considerado possuído por Satanás: 7,000 para 1
-Probabilidade de ser canonizado: 20,000,000 para 1

domingo, 16 de janeiro de 2011


I know 3 facts about you:
1. You can't say 'M' without your lips touching.
2. You're trying it now looking like an idiot.
3: Now you're smiling.

terça-feira, 11 de janeiro de 2011


Unfinished, of all the words you can use to describe La Sagrada Familia, brown, pointy, weird, the one that really seems to stick is unfinished. Why? Because on June 7th, 1926, the architect Antonio Gaudi, who’s beard was also brown, pointy, weird and unfinished was run over by a bus and so his greatest masterpiece would remain forever unfinished. Gaudi to his credit never gave up on his dream, but that’s not usually how it goes. Usually it isn’t a speeding bus that keeps the brown, pointy, weird church from getting built. Most of the time it’s just too difficult, too expensive or too scary, its only once you stopped that you realize how hard it is to start again, so you force yourself not to want it but it’s always there and until you finish it, it will always be…

in "How I met you mother"


Stolen from Madrinha's Facebook =D

The snake!! So many hours spent on Nokia 3310...

1. Go to Youtube
2. Choose any film and put it in pause
3. Press up and right arrow at the same time

Xaram! The Snake! If you lose it disappears...

domingo, 2 de janeiro de 2011

Banksy - The world's most wanted graffiti artist

"Banksy is the pseudonym of a British graffiti artist, political activist and painter, whose identity is unconfirmed. His satirical street art and subversive epigrams combine irreverent dark humour with graffiti done in a distinctive stencilling technique. Such artistic works of political and social commentary have been featured on streets, walls, and bridges of cities throughout the world.

Known for his contempt for the government in labeling graffiti as vandalism merely because it does not serve a profit to them, Banksy displays his art on public surfaces such as walls and even going as far as to build physical prop pieces.

Banksy's works have dealt with an array of political and social themes, including anti-War, anti-capitalism, anti-fascism, anti-imperialism, anti-authoritarianism, anarchism, nihilism, and existentialism. Additionally, the components of the human condition that his works commonly critique are greed, poverty, hypocrisy, boredom, despair, absurdity, and alienation."


- In August 2004, Banksy produced a quantity of spoof British £10 notes substituting the picture of the Queen's head with Diana, Princess of Wales's head and changing the text "Bank of England" to "Banksy of England."

- In May 2005 Banksy's version of a primitive cave painting depicting a human figure hunting wildlife whilst pushing a shopping trolley was hung in gallery 49 of the British Museum, London. Upon discovery, they added it to their permanent collection. Also placed subverted artworks in the Museum of Modern Art, Metropolitan Museum of Art, the Brooklyn Museum, and the American Museum of Natural History in New York.

- In August/September 2006, Banksy replaced up to 500 copies of Paris Hilton's debut CD, Paris, in 48 different UK record stores with his own cover art and remixes by Danger Mouse. Music tracks were given titles such as "Why am I Famous?", "What Have I Done?" and "What Am I For?".