Two weeks, seven flights, twelve buses, six taxis, two tuc tucs, three boats, one murder (hopefully not), three balls, eleven tacos, plus eight kilograms, one sunburn, two and a half film rolls =\, two mayan cities, one marshmallows in volcano, two rivers, lakes, sorry, four losses of the game,  six beer labels, a quarter of a movie and forty thousand and ninety seven kilometers, give or take a hundred, home chaotic home.